Beauty parades are always source of everlasting laughter and fun. 

You just have to listen to the contestant's answer to a question asked during the contest..

A recent example: At the Miss Teen USA pageant, Miss South Carolina was asked:

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world Map. Why do you think this is?

The ' intelligent beauty' answered...

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, or, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

She won the 12th place coz there were only twelve participants ...

After the contest, she contacted Jon, her fiance... And told him how cleverly she dealt with all tricky questions....and complained him about the prejudice of Jury in asking her irrelevant questions...

She left the theatre There is another beauty contest next month...and determined to face it. 

She is driving the vehicle along the valley.....

Birds chirping of to her left accompanied by the sound of water rushing down the hill in the form of a stream. Water headed back to the ocean to evaporate and begin its run down the stream again days from now!

She likes latest musics..Though not sure about the lyrics and its meaning...she simply listen to the music..Coz listening to music is a fashion and what others think if I don't ...

No mile posts went by to inform her about the progress of driving. .

She thought about various things... 

There are many other questions they could have asked. Like who invented Electric bulb? Who is the highest paid hero in Hollywood? .What is the name of the pet of Richard Gere or Julia Roberts? At What price can we buy a Jeans and top?. What is the expansion of (A+B)2...so on...But these fools have got only this question to me...She felt very bad.

It was international day of Brain &Beauty 

The goddess of Brain &Beauty was observing all what is happening at the stage ..

The car came to a sudden halt ...She could see nothing in front..Except the goddess of brain and beauty emerging from thick fog...

She came out of the car

The goddess smiled at her and consoled her 

Be brave my lass ..I'll give u three wishes the last one is a special offer for today only.she said

But only one condition....your fiance will get 10 times what u get.

'Agreed'? The goddess asked

'Why not'? After all it's Jon, and we are going to marry soon.

Ok... then What's your first wish?

'Make me the most beautiful woman'..

within no time she became the most beautiful woman...no wonder Jon became the most handsome man....

'We'll be made for each other' she said to herself

And your second wish?

'Credit a billion dollar to my bank account now itself'..

No problem... The ATM card of JON is with me... and I'll change the pass word today itself. She said to herself...

And what about the last wish? The goddess was in a hurry mood as she wants to participate in 2-3 seminars on the occasion of International day of Beauty and Brain and to inaugurate a protest meeting against asking difficult questions to contestants in beauty shows..and in reality shows..

And the third wish is...'a mild heart attack'.she said imperturbable.

After granting the wish, goddess disappeared in horizon ..

Moral
It's not true that beauty and brain can't go together. If you have brain you will seem much beautiful than a stupid one who just have good looks...